ISABEL!:D

title: FOR MY DEAR DUMB DARLING DADEEE
date: Wednesday, May 27, 2009
time:5:18 AM

SPECIAL POST FOR MY DARLING SWEET HEART A.K.A QUADRUPLE D A.K.A
ROTI PRATA FACE
she has many names but is better know the magnificence indestructible TEO ZHI XUAN
well what can i say abt xuan
1. she has more expressions than anyone in the world
2.she's loyal and trustworhty ( is she ? 0.o)
3. she has soft hair (lay of the conditioner man)
4.she attracts boys (in primary school jeremy ask for her no. and she gave !)
5.she's a weirdo .( definitely)
6.she looks cool but acts lame, retarded and stupid( from my special source)
7.she's a great friend( no doubt abt it)
8.she's attracted to ppl's boobs (BEWARE she might steal them away)
9.she attracts girls too (especially in p6)
10.she's a virgin ( really :O cool me too!)
11.she likes netball( netball freako)
12.she is absolutely strong (she can carry almost anyone EVEN ME)
13.she's always smiling( haha maybe she tightened her face )
14.she really nice ( well sometimes)
15.she's a drama queen (she can be a broad way actress)
16.her dancing attracts mrs ong ( mrs ong is our p6 form teacher who likes her dacing)
17.tears roll from her nose ( she said so herself:D)
18.she's my father
19.she is married to my deceased mother euginia quek
20. she;s married to my step mother loong jia min
21.my eldest sis abbicia popped out of her testis
22.she makes friends fast like really fast
23.she nv cares abt what other ppl think of her
24.she nv comforts ppl (if she does she will suck at it)
25.she has many sexy moles
26.she has a man shape body
27.she teaches ppl wrong stuff especially to ppl like QUEKY EUGININA)
28.she likes to measure mrs ong's toe and leg hair
29.she pang sai alot (they usually look like stone or vegetable)
30.she's not really smart not really stupid(why is she in 1 deirdre)
31.she wants this post as long as her face-.-
32.her cup size is A75
33.she has come my house 7 times( abit siao)
34.her grandma kissy face is the FUNNIEST thing on earth
35.LASTLY TEO ZHI XUAN YOUR LOVED BY ALL !!! SO KEEP SMILING AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY
love you for life,
Isabel

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